What Doesn't Happen in Vegas...

2007-01-14T20:27:00.000-08:00

Just a regular Friday night in our tiny, lil' town.

2007-01-14T20:26:00.000-08:00

Rock THE Casbah

2007-01-14T20:25:00.000-08:00

2007-01-14T20:24:00.000-08:00

Nick. Rockstar.

2007-01-14T20:23:00.000-08:00

Happy Birthday, Laura.

2007-01-14T20:21:00.000-08:00

Miller High Life? Not that high. I'm sorry Coors, but I did miss you.

2007-01-14T20:19:00.000-08:00

Ryan is putting new meaning to "getting down"

2007-01-14T20:16:00.000-08:00

Boy, my Brits were on fire that night! Shit!

2007-01-14T20:15:00.000-08:00

Ryan, aka "Chick Magnet"

2007-01-14T20:11:00.000-08:00

We thought this was so cool, you'd think we were the first to try it. But the view at this bar was fantastic.

2007-01-14T20:09:00.000-08:00

Phase 3: Dancing at Mix in THE hotel

2007-01-14T20:08:00.000-08:00

Laura: I just gotta dance

2007-01-14T20:06:00.000-08:00

Phase 2: Shots at the Hard Rock

2007-01-14T20:05:00.000-08:00

Phase 1.5: Mojito!

2007-01-14T20:03:00.000-08:00

Phase 1: Sangria

2007-01-14T20:02:00.000-08:00

Dude, seriously, have another one.

2007-01-14T20:01:00.000-08:00

Hilarious! I can't believe we are allowed in public. But that duet album...amazing!

2007-01-14T19:59:00.002-08:00

Jesse: To Jess, the hottest 4th grade teacher this side of the 15.

2007-01-14T19:59:00.001-08:00

Because its really fucking funny!

2007-01-14T19:57:00.000-08:00

"Hands, Touchin' Hands...touchin' hands, touching you..."

2007-01-14T19:55:00.000-08:00

Album in the spring...live tour by summer

2007-01-14T19:53:00.000-08:00

Glad to see that things are exactly the same a year later...I think...

2007-01-14T19:46:00.000-08:00

C'mon ladies! Yup, he does this at home...naked.

2007-01-14T19:44:00.000-08:00

Need a better reason?

2007-01-14T19:41:00.000-08:00

Debauchery? Always.

2007-01-14T19:40:00.000-08:00

Coors? WTF? Why you let me do this shit, I'll never understand.

2007-01-14T19:38:00.000-08:00

Westside Connection, Bitch you lookin' at it

2007-01-14T19:37:00.000-08:00

2007-01-14T19:36:00.000-08:00

Revolution? Revolutionary.

2007-01-14T19:33:00.000-08:00

Everything! Everything. In the driver's seat? Really?

2007-01-14T19:32:00.000-08:00

UnFag Club is still alive and well. The Revolution starts now!

2007-01-14T19:31:00.000-08:00

Jenn gives amazing emo

2007-01-14T19:23:00.000-08:00

Goal? To look warmer than it actually is. Why do I live such a crazy life?

2007-01-14T19:21:00.000-08:00

Freezing our asses off, wasted and really really happy about it.

2007-01-14T19:20:00.000-08:00

I love that I make friends everywhere I go!

2007-01-14T19:17:00.000-08:00

Austen: Fireworks? I don't see any fireworks!!
Jess: Austen they are right there. Fuck!
Austen: No thats a screen.
Jess: Here Dude, have another...

2007-01-14T19:14:00.000-08:00

2007? Where?

2007-01-14T19:09:00.000-08:00

Explaining to Michelle when it is and is not cheating. Here she is still struggling with the full context of the White Dragon versus Dirty Sanchez

2006-12-20T22:55:00.000-08:00

So I get home and I'm introduced to a new friend...Karaoke. Jenn seems to have picked up some crazy new tricks! Damn I missed her!

2006-12-20T22:53:00.000-08:00

She goes on tour next year...Tyson is currently in training...

2006-12-20T22:48:00.000-08:00

At some point in the evening Karaoke got so exciting we knocked the disco ball to the floor....twice...

2006-12-20T22:47:00.000-08:00

Jenn: Yikes!

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A couple hair ties, gum, vodka and a little luck we got it back up and running the second time around..

2006-12-20T22:42:00.000-08:00

Thankfully we just kept singing...

2006-12-20T22:33:00.000-08:00

I love that I have the empirically tested and proven ability to wear out three men at any point in time

2006-12-20T22:29:00.000-08:00

Austen still has not understood the level of my enthusiasm when Coors is involved. Why? I don't know...

2006-12-20T22:26:00.000-08:00

Jess: No really Ryan, that isn't my ass you're grabbing. Austen: ahem

2006-12-20T22:23:00.000-08:00

Really, Ryan? Really?

2006-12-20T22:21:00.000-08:00

It's a wonder this guy isn't married!

2006-12-20T22:14:00.000-08:00

These three may look innocent...

2006-12-20T21:58:00.000-08:00

My mom does better emo than I do.

2006-11-13T21:46:00.000-08:00

I LOVE that Ryan takes himself this seriously! Laura is just TRYING to keep herself off of him.

2006-11-13T21:39:00.000-08:00

It was a long sidewalk...we decided to limbo, it really seemed like the logical choice.

2006-11-13T21:38:00.000-08:00

Look how much I made at a Hockey game! Do I ever not have singles? What's that about?

2006-11-13T21:37:00.001-08:00

It really brings out his eyes I think

2006-11-13T21:37:00.000-08:00

Thank God, Coors on draft. Hockey is my new favorite sport!

2006-11-13T21:36:00.000-08:00

Zamboni anyone?

2006-11-13T21:34:00.001-08:00

Pretty girls...but just wait...

2006-11-13T21:34:00.000-08:00

Ryan, girls aren't gonna hurt you..I promise!

2006-11-13T21:33:00.001-08:00

I think Austen started the night earlier than the rest of us...oh but we caught up shortly

2006-11-13T21:33:00.000-08:00

Lemme show you how we "rock the casbah"...ignore the Bud Light

2006-11-13T21:32:00.000-08:00

I am apparently having the time of my life...hmmm

2006-11-13T21:31:00.000-08:00

I love Brittany!!

2006-11-13T21:30:00.000-08:00

Not a surprise...all three of us made out with this guy shortly after this photo was taken...no, really!

2006-11-13T21:28:00.000-08:00

As you can tell this isn't the first time we've been on a pole...

2006-11-13T21:27:00.000-08:00

Jess: Hey Ryan, are the girls Austen's dancing with legal? Ryan: Um, I don't know. Oh wait! They're just Asian.

2006-11-13T21:25:00.000-08:00

I sometimes forget I have a tattoo...but Austen remembers, I think...

2006-11-13T21:22:00.000-08:00

I love that Ryan takes himself this seriously...and so do the ladies

2006-11-13T21:21:00.000-08:00

Wasn't the first or last time Michelle was on the floor that night

2006-11-13T21:20:00.000-08:00

I'd love to say this was as fun as it looks...but I don't think we remember..

2006-11-13T21:19:00.000-08:00

Coors makes you an amazing dancer...should have seen the men that "Coors Dancing" later attracted

2006-11-13T21:17:00.000-08:00

Yup, proof once again that Crest White Strips actually work..

2006-11-13T21:14:00.000-08:00

Austen and his crazy bitches...that boy needs a damn leash!

2006-11-13T21:13:00.000-08:00

This explains sooo much...you know it was a good night when you can hardly keep your eyes open while waiting for your Fatburger at 4 am

2006-11-13T21:11:00.000-08:00

OAR fuckin' rocks my socks!

2006-11-13T21:10:00.000-08:00

Michelle, Laura and J-dog, such rockstars and they love OAR. Not a surprise why we're friends.

2006-11-13T21:09:00.000-08:00

I cheated on Coors that night...I paid the price. He didn't talk to me for a week.

2006-10-09T23:18:00.000-07:00

I only hang out with rockstars....first drink of the night? Car bombs...

2006-10-09T23:16:00.000-07:00

Dancing Guy...ladies are just starting to work their magic

2006-10-09T23:13:00.000-07:00

Laura and Michelle...I still think Laura should have gone home with Dancing Guy that night

2006-10-09T23:07:00.000-07:00

this cool or this lame...

2006-10-09T23:01:00.000-07:00

"Shit if Austen would just quit giving 'em Guinness and candy when they walk in the door, he wouldn't have as many problems..."

2006-10-09T22:49:00.000-07:00

Sing it boy! But seriously...who the fuck IS Alice?

2006-10-09T22:46:00.000-07:00

Live like a rockstar, party like a rockstar! I love you Coors!

2006-09-23T19:15:00.000-07:00

My classroom. Where I will spend most of my time...and slowly lose my mind.

2006-09-23T19:14:00.000-07:00

Crazy that the room is big enough to need more than one pics to get the full view

2006-09-23T19:13:00.001-07:00

Fourth grade freakin' rules...ummm yeah!

2006-09-23T19:13:00.000-07:00

Just a little more..

2006-09-23T19:12:00.000-07:00

Another fantastic Wednesday with Darby and my peeps....except that Ryan is over thinking it again...

2006-09-23T19:10:00.000-07:00

How many pictures are there of me like this? And why is it always so damn funny?

2006-09-23T19:09:00.000-07:00

Jesse did we get enough? Oh wait ice cream! We forgot ice cream for the Coors floats...shit!

2006-09-23T19:07:00.000-07:00

Thug life with Fritos, Coors and Monday night football

2006-09-23T19:05:00.000-07:00

Ryan: "Make sure you get my good side"

2006-09-23T19:03:00.000-07:00

With Coors on your side, you can do amazing things! Threatening...I know..

2006-09-23T19:02:00.000-07:00

For some reason looking at this crazy city never gets old.

2006-09-09T18:51:00.000-07:00

..Some girls want pink pretty bedrooms, others want dark romantic bedrooms...me? This is my dream bedroom. Call me crazy, but it has sex written allllll over it

2006-09-07T11:54:00.000-07:00

I'm all artistic and shit

2006-09-07T11:47:00.000-07:00

Fake wood outside a casino. Why?

2006-09-07T11:46:00.000-07:00

...I don't get it

2006-09-07T11:45:00.000-07:00

Apparently Ryan doesn't either